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Basically, I just post funny shit I come across. With the occasional strongly emotional text post. Oh gez.
61penn:

xwarbrain:

masterxkiller:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

Fuck yes.

This is so backed.
yes

61penn:

xwarbrain:

masterxkiller:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

Fuck yes.

This is so backed.

yes

(via -44)

idonthaveanyideawhatablogis:

minmo:

t1nk:

It funny how parents can be rude to their children and give them the silent treatment but the children can not do the same.

We’ve been raised by Hippocrates.

“go to your room you little dick”

There is a certain level of idiocy that I can comprehend. You, my friend, have gone above and beyond.

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

mydemisee:

Being weird is fucking awesome okay

mydemisee:

Being weird is fucking awesome okay

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itmakesnosense:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ
(via:yaoifight)

itmakesnosense:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

  • making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
  • changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
  • a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

(via:yaoifight)

zuckerbergin:

congrats to zach braff and donald faison for having literally the perfect friendship

(via llamasaremybestfriends)

silenthill:

aerobaticcookie:

silenthill:

i’m new to this sensitive guy thing

And apparently spelling…

silenthill:

aerobaticcookie:

silenthill:

i’m new to this sensitive guy thing

And apparently spelling…

(via llamasaremybestfriends)

(Source: iraffiruse)

(Source: iraffiruse)